The Fang Onesie

Pointed ears, two corner fangs, and a mouth opening that takes over the whole hood. Nobody has settled on what it is, which is part of the appeal.

Cream looks harmless until it smiles. Charcoal doesn't bother pretending.

Sizes run small — pick by height, not the letter.

• M — 5′1″–5′5″ (155–165cm) · 88–110 lb
• L — 5′3″–5′7″ (160–170cm) · 110–132 lb
• XL — 5′5″–5′9″ (165–175cm) · 132–154 lb
• XXL — 5′7″–5′11″ (170–180cm) · 154–176 lb

Between sizes? Size up. It's meant to swallow you.

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang it up. No bleach, no ironing — it's fleece, it will not forgive you.

Wash it with soft things. Zips and velcro will pill it.

Free US shipping on orders over $60. Orders typically arrive within 7–14 days, with tracking from the moment they ship.

30 days to decide. Send it back within 30 days of delivery — no forms, no interrogation, no hard feelings.