The Bunny Onesie

Oversized coral fleece with a hood that's mostly mouth. Two buck teeth, ears that flop when you move, and pockets deeper than they look.

Marshmallow is cream with pink ears and striped pockets. Peach Fuzz is lop-eared with a tan belly. Same fleece, same problem — you won't take it off.

Sizes run small — pick by height, not the letter.

• M — 5′1″–5′5″ (155–165cm) · 88–110 lb
• L — 5′3″–5′7″ (160–170cm) · 110–132 lb
• XL — 5′5″–5′9″ (165–175cm) · 132–154 lb
• XXL — 5′7″–5′11″ (170–180cm) · 154–176 lb

Between sizes? Size up. It's meant to swallow you.

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang it up. No bleach, no ironing — it's fleece, it will not forgive you.

Wash it with soft things. Zips and velcro will pill it.

Free US shipping on orders over $60. Orders typically arrive within 7–14 days, with tracking from the moment they ship.

30 days to decide. Send it back within 30 days of delivery — no forms, no interrogation, no hard feelings.