{"product_id":"the-fang-onesie","title":"The Fang Onesie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Fang Onesie is an oversized fleece monster onesie for adults with pointed ears, two corner fangs and a mouth opening that takes over the whole hood — the vampire of the family. Two colors, adult sizes M–XXL, fitted by height. Machine washable. Free US shipping over $60 and 30-day returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCream looks harmless until it smiles. Charcoal doesn't bother pretending. Nobody has settled on what it is — vampire, bat, cat, something else — which is part of the appeal. A monster costume for Halloween, a pajama party or a group photo that becomes the pajamas you sleep in afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eVampire-style monster onesie with fangs — Cream or Charcoal\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cream and Charcoal (dark grey).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e adult M, L, XL, XXL — pick by height, 5'1\" to 5'11\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e soft fleece, oversized through the body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHood:\u003c\/strong\u003e pointed ears, two corner fangs, big mouth opening.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOptional:\u003c\/strong\u003e add the fuzzy slippers for $12.99.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit — pick by height, not the letter\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes run small. Go by height, and if you're between sizes, size up — it's meant to swallow you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e — 5'1\"–5'5\" (155–165 cm) · 88–110 lb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e — 5'3\"–5'7\" (160–170 cm) · 110–132 lb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e — 5'5\"–5'9\" (165–175 cm) · 132–154 lb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eXXL\u003c\/strong\u003e — 5'7\"–5'11\" (170–180 cm) · 154–176 lb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGarment measurements, laid flat:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e — bust 69 cm · body length 127 cm · sleeve 67 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e — bust 72 cm · body length 130 cm · sleeve 69 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e — bust 75 cm · body length 133 cm · sleeve 71 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eXXL\u003c\/strong\u003e — bust 78 cm · body length 135 cm · sleeve 73 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor an oversized garment, body length tells you more than the letter does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTwo is $109. Four is $199.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut two Fang Onesies in the cart and the Duo Set price ($109) applies automatically. Put four in and it's the Squad Pack ($199). Mix colors and sizes however you like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 × Fang Onesie in your color and size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFuzzy slippers, if you added them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang it up. No bleach, no ironing — it's fleece and it will not forgive you. Wash it with soft things; zips and velcro will pill it. It comes out of the machine fluffed and ready for another week of not being taken off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping and returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFree US shipping on orders over $60. Orders typically arrive within 7–14 days, with tracking from the moment they ship. We ship to the United States and Canada.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e30 days to decide. Send it back within 30 days of delivery — no forms, no interrogation, no hard feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eQuestions people ask\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs it a vampire onesie?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt has the fangs and the pointed ears, so that's the usual reading. It's a hooded one-piece fleece monster onesie — call it a vampire, a bat or a spooky cat; it works as any of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a Halloween costume or pajamas?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth. Wear it to the party, then keep sleeping in it. No makeup, no cape, nothing to assemble.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it come in kids sizes?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The Fang Onesie is adult M–XXL. For kids, the Monster Onesie comes in kids sizes 3–13 and the Dinosaur Skeleton comes in a kids length.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I machine wash it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — cold, inside out, gentle cycle. 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